Gosh, global worming is so fake. Al Gore is such a moron. speaking of which, just the other day, as I was roasting in the heat of my room, (caused by my computer.) I realised, that computers make a lot of heat. now, I had of course realised this before, but on this particular day, it had significance. that's because I was thinking about so called "global warming." In particular, I was thinking about who I could blame for global warming. anyway, I realised that computers generate a lot of heat, not to mention consume a lot of power. (my computer, with moniter, consumes about 400+ watts. (about that of 7 lightbulbs.)) then, I realised for the internet, there are millions of servers, consuming far more power than my puny little machine.
then, I realised, (I was doing a lot of realising that day) that Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet. now, we all know this isn't true, but just this once, let's be nice, and say, ok. so, we can see from simple logic, that Al Gore caused "Global Warming" if indeed it exists. I'm still not convinced it does. just in case you didn't quite follow my reasoning in the preceeding paragraphs, let me sum it all up.
using simple true statments, all following logically from one another :
if a machine is a computer, than it uses lots of power and makes a lot of heat If a system is the internet, than it uses computers. therefore, if a system is the internet, than it uses lots of power and makes a lot of heat.
If Al Gore tells the truth, than he created the internet. If Al Gore created the internet, then he created a system that uses lots of power and makes a lot of heat Al Gore tells the truth (bear with me now) therefore, Al Gore created a sytem that uses lots of power and makes a lot of heat
If a sytem uses lots of power and makes a lot of heat, then it causes global warming if Al Gore created the internet, than he created a system that causes global warming Al Gore Created the internet therfore, Al Gore causes global warming.
-you know, sitting in logic class, I never thought I would use that stuff again, but here I am. wow. that's pretty good if I do say so myself. I feel so much better now that I have someone to blame for "global warming." well, It's about time I hop off the ol' Globalwarmternet... till next time.
DUDE! this is soooo awesome. I'm posting this post using Google TiSP. Our new internet. About a month ago, I signed up to be a beta tester of this awesome new technology, and it finnally came yesterday, and after a lot of convincing on my part, my dad finnally let me install it today. it works amazingly. it's 11.34 times faster than our dsl. (I calculated it.) now, you might be wondering, what in the world is TiSP. well, it stands for (and don't laugh, cause I just downloaded Fedora core 6 in 45 min, instead of 6 hours.) toilet internet service provider. it's called that, because the fiber optic cabels run through the sewer lines! stop laughing. now. I MEAN IT! it's free, and way fast. so just shut up okay. now, I realize that posting this today is probably a bad idea, because it's April fools and all, but I was just soooo excited, I had to rub it in ya'lls faces. If you are still wondering about how it all works, check out google's site. http://www.google.com/tisp/index.html I think they are going to be availible to the general public (you all) somtime late this fall. but anyway, If you wanna come over to my house to download some big file, just lemme know. I think I can set something up.. for a small fee he he he. oh yeah. you gotta love technology.
Update: After spending a little while Cruising the net with my new fiber optic connection, I found this info. MICROSOFT took over MAC dude, We a all in big trouble now. you might as well just get used to linux now, mac lovers. oh well. Here, check it out http://www.blackmacbook.com/ wow
LOL, Just kidding about the mac thing APRIL FOOLS. thank goodness I'm serioust about the TiSP though.
"Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and
believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly
appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute
divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of
pirates has directly led to global warming."
wahoo! I finnally got my real licence today. no more piece of paper. now I graduated to a plastic card!
in similar news, the Ferari enzo became one rarer today, when some moron celeb totaled his on a racetrack. actually, it wasn't even his. really sad. here is the video.
hey everyone, we finished our robot, and competed with it last weekend. here is a movie of is scoring two rings, and then pulling one right back off. (nice going whoever was doing the arm. then, we raced back to the home zone to get lifted and score 15 more points. exellent driving up the ramp by the way, whoever was doing that did awesome (lol, it was me.) but that ramp was hard to get up.
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dude, We a all in big trouble now. you might as well just get used to linux now, mac lovers. oh well. Here, check it out 
